Bumcut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Bumcut created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bumcut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumcut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bumcut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Bumcut first in all things.