Bimpopciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful sheep.

Bimpopciss created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpopciss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimpopciss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimpopciss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bimpopciss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed peas to otters while wearing jumpers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Bimpopciss.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.