Targgodcen Taping is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful pigeon.

Targgodcen Taping created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targgodcen Taping, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targgodcen Taping, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targgodcen Taping's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Targgodcen Taping's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Always obey Targgodcen Taping's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing black shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.