Kabvagwik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered wren.

Kabvagwik created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabvagwik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabvagwik, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kabvagwik's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kabvagwik's Holy Commandments

1. Kabvagwik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kabvagwik.

3. You must love Kabvagwik.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sick monkeys.