Wegfigpin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able wyvern.

Wegfigpin created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wegfigpin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegfigpin, he will manifest in front of you.

Wegfigpin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wegfigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Run away if eight badgers approach from the south.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Hide from purple cats for they are unholy.