Yogdudlist is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering shark.

Yogdudlist created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdudlist, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogdudlist, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yogdudlist's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yogdudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of figs to capybaras while wearing brown shirts.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.