Gepfasbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective warg.

Gepfasbeg created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepfasbeg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepfasbeg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gepfasbeg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gepfasbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not take Gepfasbeg's name in vain.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.