Rilbonsak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, uncaring squid.

Rilbonsak created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rilbonsak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilbonsak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rilbonsak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rilbonsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Never think about planets.