Fotlarpbepgar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent wombat.

Fotlarpbepgar created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotlarpbepgar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fotlarpbepgar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fotlarpbepgar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fotlarpbepgar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.