Rullgathub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate octopus.

Rullgathub created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgathub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullgathub, he will ignore you.

Rullgathub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rullgathub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.