Vedbumcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering horse.

Vedbumcib created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbumcib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedbumcib, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vedbumcib's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vedbumcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.