Nuttflowgutfaddoss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless slug.

Nuttflowgutfaddoss created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttflowgutfaddoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nuttflowgutfaddoss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nuttflowgutfaddoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nuttflowgutfaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing white coats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Never feed lots of beans to snails while wearing green jumpers.