Sawjarndag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent wren.

Sawjarndag created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawjarndag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawjarndag, it will manifest in front of you.

Sawjarndag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sawjarndag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about cell theory.