Tafzagart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic dragonfly.

Tafzagart created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tafzagart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafzagart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tafzagart's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tafzagart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Tafzagart.

3. Retreat if six foxes approach from the north.

4. Hide if four otters approach from the east.

5. Tafzagart loves sheep, so they must be honoured.