Queegdodlan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful wyrm.

Queegdodlan created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdodlan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegdodlan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Queegdodlan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Queegdodlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing cyan stockings.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.