Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, conceited cow.

Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven, he will strike you with lightening.

Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fubqueeggudsigbamtettigenven's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing scarves.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Pray towards the north.