Bidmitlog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating dryad.

Bidmitlog created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmitlog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidmitlog, he will turn you into a goat.

Bidmitlog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bidmitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never think about galaxies.