Butwannillrilltarpcussgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional fish.

Butwannillrilltarpcussgom created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butwannillrilltarpcussgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butwannillrilltarpcussgom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Butwannillrilltarpcussgom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Butwannillrilltarpcussgom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.