Stragtamgun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent bee.

Stragtamgun created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stragtamgun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragtamgun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stragtamgun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stragtamgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.