Zagzakxen Carjadjap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong capybara.

Zagzakxen Carjadjap created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zagzakxen Carjadjap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagzakxen Carjadjap, she will destroy your home planet.

Zagzakxen Carjadjap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zagzakxen Carjadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to frogs while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if nine seals approach from the west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. You must never eat corn.