Gigyokjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust mole.

Gigyokjad created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gigyokjad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigyokjad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gigyokjad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gigyokjad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Gigyokjad's name in vain.

3. Hide if six snakes approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help badgers in need.