Yimpadvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast raven.

Yimpadvil created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpadvil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimpadvil, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yimpadvil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yimpadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.