Cussbigdot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous bear.

Cussbigdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbigdot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussbigdot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cussbigdot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cussbigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray rings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.