Ragfabspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud coyote.

Ragfabspag created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragfabspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragfabspag, she will remove you from existence.

Ragfabspag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ragfabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Ragfabspag seven times a day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your chest orange.