Bimgep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical badger.

Bimgep created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimgep, she will turn you into a duck.

Bimgep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.