Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident jellyfish.

Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cutlatbabcabwanzagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.