Jencam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful snail.

Jencam created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jencam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jencam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jencam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jencam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.