Sag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate bird.

Sag created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sag, he will manifest in front of you.

Sag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Sag on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.