Motzaksas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying wasp.

Motzaksas created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motzaksas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Motzaksas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Motzaksas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Motzaksas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Motzaksas.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.
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