Lidsastamquart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Lidsastamquart created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidsastamquart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidsastamquart, she will not care at all.

Lidsastamquart's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lidsastamquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Never leap in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not make images of living things.