Cissruttgar Bumpangflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring raven.

Cissruttgar Bumpangflap created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Cissruttgar Bumpangflap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cissruttgar Bumpangflap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cissruttgar Bumpangflap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cissruttgar Bumpangflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cissruttgar Bumpangflap on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Cissruttgar Bumpangflap.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.