Stikyatcat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous eagle.

Stikyatcat created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikyatcat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikyatcat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stikyatcat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stikyatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stikyatcat.

2. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never run in holy places.