Benyogbast is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking porpoise.

Benyogbast created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benyogbast, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benyogbast, it will be very sad.

Benyogbast's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Benyogbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing yellow rings and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Benyogbast in the centre of the settlement.