Cumfombell Lat Daphandag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic chicken.

Cumfombell Lat Daphandag created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfombell Lat Daphandag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cumfombell Lat Daphandag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cumfombell Lat Daphandag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cumfombell Lat Daphandag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never mention foxes.