Larpkarnur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered giraffe.

Larpkarnur created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkarnur, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpkarnur, it will turn you into a snail.

Larpkarnur's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Larpkarnur's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never think about dark energy near goats while wearing magenta rings and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never wear pink corsets.