Sandossban is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty mole.

Sandossban created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandossban, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandossban, it will turn you into a plant.

Sandossban's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sandossban's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sandossban in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sandossban in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.