Sanbudveen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Sanbudveen created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbudveen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sanbudveen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sanbudveen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sanbudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.