Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm
guinea pig.
Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim created carbon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Nuttstaftam Bodrowhim's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. You must never eat melons.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always help aardvarks in need.
5. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing coats.