Taillogyog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient hamster.

Taillogyog created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillogyog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Taillogyog, she will turn you into a plant.

Taillogyog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Taillogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Taillogyog.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not shave your head.