Bottetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-powerful dove.

Bottetti created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bottetti, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bottetti, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bottetti's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bottetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Put Bottetti first in all things.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. You must love Bottetti.

5. Always help porpoises.