Pomyokrut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring pigeon.

Pomyokrut created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomyokrut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomyokrut, she will destroy your home planet.

Pomyokrut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pomyokrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.