Nulnullbom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent dove.

Nulnullbom created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnullbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulnullbom, he will turn you into a duck.

Nulnullbom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nulnullbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.