Dibhotbus is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent gnu.

Dibhotbus created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhotbus, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibhotbus, it will cry a lot.

Dibhotbus' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dibhotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Run away from turquoise tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never run in holy places.