Mipyarpgabgudflagbag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving tortoise.

Mipyarpgabgudflagbag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipyarpgabgudflagbag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipyarpgabgudflagbag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mipyarpgabgudflagbag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mipyarpgabgudflagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from turquoise doves for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.