Nadfubmanwanwadnut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent horse.

Nadfubmanwanwadnut created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfubmanwanwadnut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadfubmanwanwadnut, he will strike you with lightening.

Nadfubmanwanwadnut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nadfubmanwanwadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nadfubmanwanwadnut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Run away if nine manatees approach from the west.