Listfemfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful gnu.

Listfemfed created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Listfemfed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listfemfed, she will come to you in dreams.

Listfemfed's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Listfemfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Listfemfed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing yellow scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.