Cidcusspid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-confident snake.

Cidcusspid created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidcusspid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidcusspid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cidcusspid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cidcusspid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Cidcusspid's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.