Didfobhub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent raven.

Didfobhub created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didfobhub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didfobhub, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Didfobhub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Didfobhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always help sick ducks.