Fodquimbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent dove.

Fodquimbonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fodquimbonk, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodquimbonk, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodquimbonk's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fodquimbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.