Negmetkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent dingo.

Negmetkab created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negmetkab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negmetkab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Negmetkab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Negmetkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not listen to music.